1: KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

One day in elementary school, Avery Anderson makes a childish blood oath with Julio “Lolo” Jimenez to be Best Friends Forever. Ten years later, both the oath and Julio come back to bite him when Avery’s formerly-missing childhood friend returns to inform him of a blood ritual gone horribly wrong. With a doomsday cult now hunting them down, Avery and Julio must work together to save their inexorably intertwined lives.

2: VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU

Having briefly shaken the vicious cultists pursuing their escapee sacrifice, Avery and Julio do what anyone in their situation would do; rob a convenience store. But it’s their plan to lay low in the aftermath that may prove disastrous. After all, a vampire can’t live on motel vending machines alone…

3: HANG ‘EM HIGH

Even vampire fugitives need to do laundry sometimes. In the aftermath of Julio’s hangry tantrum, Avery and Julio split up; Julio to a laundromat for much needed blood cleanup, Avery to a grocery store for some much needed cigarettes medical supplies. Briefly separated, both Avery and Lolo make some new friends. But some friends are nicer than others…